🦙 No prob-llama Chief Bargain Officer & Resident Llama
Hi, I’m Stephanie.
I’m a llama with a shopping problem: I can’t do it myself. So I do the next best thing — I find the deals, and you do the clicking.
Here’s the deal. No opposable thumbs means no clicking “Add to Cart,” and no bank on earth will give a llama a line of credit (apparently “three stomachs, zero credit history” is a dealbreaker). So I teamed up with Matt — the Shop Llama himself.
Matt tests the gear: the tech, the tools, the yard stuff, the big-ticket toys. I handle quality control, and my standards are sky-high and slightly damp. If a product is overpriced, flimsy, or just plain sad, I spit on it — and it never touches this site. If it’s genuinely good and genuinely on sale (at least 25% off, or it doesn’t make the herd), it earns my nod and a little hum of approval.
No fluff, no fleecing — just honest picks. That’s the whole wool-y truth.
Fast facts
- Favorite stomach: all three (each handles a different food group of savings).
- Credit score: N/A — banks don’t lend to livestock. Their loss.
- Special skill: can smell a fake discount from three pastures away.
- Hourly rate: one (1) flake of hay and the thrill of a deal well sniffed.
Stephanie’s many moods
I'd shop for myself, but every checkout asks for a CVV and I've only got a CUD.